Tuesday, April 7, 2009

April surprise
cold front -
poor hummingbird!

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every ant knows
the score -
work.

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snap
crackle
pop!
power outage.

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to be one
with flower,
don't count petals.

(neckbone, 2009)

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government makes law -
all TV must be digital!
analog forest sadhu
looks at fading screen.

no more news
no more Disney
no more Animal Planet.

200 days pass.

analog forest sadhu
writes poem:

"spring pollen
covers pick-up truck;
achoo!"

(ji bo, 2009)

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Monday, April 6, 2009

air traffic controller to pilot:
go too fast
go too slow
end up on TV news.
go just right
runway happy.

middle path is not a path
or in the middle.
to catch an ant
become a bat.


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road atlas blues

Albuquerque too far
for worn out
shoes.

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dragon swallows
pearl of immortality -
says, "what's for dessert?"

(neckbone, 2009)

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wind uproots tree
tree turns into sawdust
sawdust turns into soil
soil sprouts tree
tree waits for wind.

(ji bo, 2009)

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reboot

one man = hero
another man = failure
both men = human beings;
homo sapiens
gods of planet Earth.

ancient human beings:
talk to animals and plants,
walk mountain vertebrae
pray to solar eyeball
(big invention - sun dial!).

domesticate dog
domesticate horse
domesticate cat
domesticate ox.

ox pulls plow
row, row, row
sea to shining sea;
planet's skin one big farm.
sun explodes into wheat
wheat explodes into city
city explodes into infinity.

10,000 years pass:
TV is new farm,
ideas grow on silicon chip,
human beings become robots:
forget solar eyeball
forget animals and plants
forget mountain vertebrae
forget ancient past.

turn on computer
load software
reboot human beings.


(ji bo, 2009)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

when the rain finally arrived
it sounded like bricks
falling on a tin roof.

(drought 2007)

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irrational
wild
woolly -
language.

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atom
mainly empty space.
human body
mainly empty space.
cauliflower
mainly empty space.
Forbidden City
mainly empty space.
Mount Rushmore
mainly empty space.
Pacific Ocean
mainly empty space.
Universe
mainly empty space.

put manure into wheel barrow
roll into garden
fertilize plants
wait two months
pick vegetables
cook in skillet
share with friends -
fill empty space.

(ji bo, 2009)

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to put life
on back burner -
big mistake!

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does speed of light
shift gears?
for answer:
ask grasshopper.

(ji bo, 2009)

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painting house
easy;
choosing color
hard.

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to stop time:

bury clock
in hole
2.5 feet deep.
fill hole with dirt.
place old shoe atop mound.

blow into palm
three times;
leave immediately -

forget about it.

(ji bo, 2008)

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

watch cowboy movie:
outlaws
Indians
saloon
sheriff
gun fight -
bang bang!

cowboys look like actors
town looks like Hollywood
Indians look like Chinese.

to make good Western:
shoot movie in one day,
free whiskey for actors and horses,
use real bullets.

(ji bo, 2009)

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to live in jungle
make friends
with bugs.

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drive through Mojave Desert
2 million wildflowers
1 million butterflies.
car goes 80 miles per hour
butterflies go 1 mile per hour.
splat!

turn on wipers
turn 100 butterflies into souffle.

turn off car
watch sun drop behind mountain
horned moon floats on waves of sand
1 million butterflies sleep
dream of 2 million wildflowers.

(ji bo, 2009)

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Friday, April 3, 2009

the past just called
to say -
hello.

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study Tao Te Ching
study Diamond Sutra
study Bhagavad Gita
study Lost Parables of Jesus
study Analects of Confucius
study Farmer's Almanac
study Huckleberry Finn
study Oxford English Dictionary
study Tales of Nasrudin
study 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

look through window
see tree
bird
grass
frog
snail
moss
mushroom
spiral nebula
dark matter
infinity.

close book
walk outside.

(ji bo, 2009)

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even zen masters
get
the blues.

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fame -
having your poems
read a thousand years
from now.

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full moon
eclipsed
my shadow.

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NASA
announces new discovery
in distant galaxy:
"This week only
BIG discount
at Andromeda Wal-Mart.

Hurry - while supplies last!"

(ji bo, 2009)

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

one day
will
never come.

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in effort to get healthy
switch to fruit and nuts,
gain 5 pounds.
in effort to reduce weight
switch to twigs and leaves,
lose all energy.
in effort to gain energy
switch to hamburger,
have heart attack.
in effort to cure heart attack
switch to low fat diet,
destroy flavor.
in effort to improve taste
switch to immediate present -
jump in skillet,
dance with molecules.

(ji bo, 2009)

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rain drips from eves,
each drop
a life ended.

(T. J., 2009)

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moon is eaten
by sun
sun is eaten
by cloud
cloud is eaten
by earth -

autumn arrives,
mountains ignite
for no reason.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

go to dentist
open wide
pray to Buddha
"no cavity, no cavity."

x-ray has clear eyes
says, "tooth 28 has hole."

look at dentist,
say, "thank God for Novocaine!"
listen as drill becomes one
with tooth;
look through window
watch children on playground

drive home
road of impermanence;
Novocaine escapes tooth
travels into brain;
universe vanishes.


(ji bo, 2009)

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three thirty nine
tick-tock tick-tock
monkey reaches for clock
thinking about banana.

butterfly enters picture
alights on monkey's finger
says, "form is empty, empty is form."
monkey forgets banana,
eats butterfly.

story almost finished.

Animal Control enters picture
grabs monkey in net.
back in cage at zoo
monkey has big enlightenment:
banana not as tasty
as butterfly.

(ji bo, 2009)

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ant rings doorbell
says, "your house in wrong place,
ancient ant burial ground here!"
government scientist appears
conducts 2 year study,
says, "ant necropolis a National Treasure,
must build museum!"
neighborhood becomes tourist mecca,
souvenirs sell like hot cakes.
people love ant cemetery
to death.

ants become sad,
leave for greener grass
on other side of hill.

(ji bo, 2009)

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