Thursday, April 30, 2009

government issues new rule:

"do not refer to H1N1 virus
as swine flu.
bad for farmers!"

woman-on-street laughs,
says, "Porcine Punk Flu!"

woman-on-street overheard
by Google spy satellite;
next day, world has new name
for swine flu.

White House has party
for woman-on-street,
gives her key
to CDC medicine cabinet.

Wal-Mart sells
woman-on-street action figure.

new hero is born.

(ji bo, 2009)

.................


poem flags on bamboo
twirl images to action
wind-drawn mandala

(carlo, 2009, magic city art connection)


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

1. dear Buddha:
when you attained enlightenment
what did it smell like?

2. dear Chuang-tzu:
when you dreamed
of the butterfly
had you been drinking?

3. dear Mr. Jones:
when you look in rear-view mirror
do you see the neighbors?

(neckbone, 2009)

..............

old proverb:

pure bottled water
might taste
like bottle.

.............

Kerouac never did this

leave driveway
destination Seattle, Washington -
3,231 miles.

drive 100 miles:
legs stiff, butt hurts,
back sore, head ache.

turn around
drive 100 miles
walk in house,
say, "good to be home!

(ji bo, 2009)

..............

girl turns on sewing machine
clack clack clack!
girl creates entire Universe
out of silk.

museum buys girl's creation,
announces big exhibit:
"Attention: come see new Universe!"

old Universe forgotten.

1 million years later:
archaeologist digs up museum,
discovers girl's silk design,
holds press conference:
"Big news! Scientist discovers Universe!"

(ji bo, 2009)

.................

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

why are roses
red?

why not?

............

man goes to doctor
waits in operating room
makes following notes:

5,000 scalpels
2 million band-aids
20 lbs gauze
100 gallons hydrogen peroxide
300 gallons alcohol
1 million Q-tips
2,500 clamps
1 big saw.

man hears patients
in next room:
"hahaha," they say.

man sneaks out back door
of doctors' office
drives down street,
says, "I feel better already!"

(ji bo, 2009)

.................

her eyes
moon round
like headlights
on wayward goose.

(neckbone, 2008)

..........

the only thing
to compete with -
Time.

............

technicolor dream,
ghost appears
says, "write this down."

dreamer wakes up
writes:

"is tree more
than collection
of leaves?"

"is cloud
more than collection
of water?"

"is human being
more than collection
of thoughts?"

(ji bo, 2009)

.............

Monday, April 27, 2009

anxiety -
a black cat
in the alley
of the soul.

.............

to be haunted
by fame -
a big mistake.

..........

today's discussion: bacteria!
("ho oh-o-o, ho oh-o-o!")

one cell splits
into two beings.
two beings make 1 billion beings.
soon there is bacteria megapolis.

big discovery: bacteria very smart!
bacteria knows "self;
bacteria knows "other"

very important fact:
human beings and bacteria are one!

simple organism = complicated system,
speaks special language,
just like computer.

recommended official plan:

use tax dollars
invent digital interface
learn bacteria syntax
talk to bacteria
ask bacteria to write poem!


(ji bo, 2009 -
thanks to Bonnie Bassler,
big scientist)



................

Sunday, April 26, 2009

man throws boomerang into sky:
boomerang orbits Earth 3 times,
lands at man's feet.

girl throws boomerang into sky:
boomerang orbits galaxy 3 times,
lands at girl's feet.

zen master orbits Universe 3 times:
holds up boomerang,
shouts, "Mu!"

(ji bo, 2009)

............

warning
to mosquito -
dragonfly!

...........

man wakes up early,
walks outside for fresh air.
owl lands on limb,
says "who?"

man laughs at owl,
says, "don't know!"

(ji bo, 2009)

............

purple ice cream
on a stem -
iris.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

old proverb:

the shortest route
from Point A
to Point B
might be too short.

............

famous TV actress sits at computer.
"who's the fairest of them all?" she says.
computer blinks, picture of chimpanzee appears.

famous TV actress takes computer to zoo,
hands computer to chimpanzee.
"your turn," famous TV actress says.

(ji bo, 2009)

............

bee stings dog
dog eats bee.
dog barks at mailman
mailman runs over dog.
mailman honks at bulldozer
bulldozer crushes mailman.
bulldozer digs hole
hole swallows bulldozer.
hole gets indigestion
vomits Universe.
Universe says,
"must create life,
start with bee!"

(ji bo, 2009)

............

Friday, April 24, 2009

snow in hair
snow in eyes
snow in hands
snow in feet

every year
a few more
snow flakes.

(ji bo, 2009)
..........

altitude: 75 feet;
whistle -
young hawk.

(neckbone, 2009)

..........

river of time
river of stars
river of life -

best to have good canoe.

(ji bo, 2009)

...........

young girl dials
telephone -
calls old man:
"Good morning!"

old man drifts away
on girl's voice.....
"time is cruel," he thinks.

(ji bo, 2009)

.............

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Mr. Green Thumb asks rutabaga:
"how deep is planet Earth?"
rutabaga says, "ask carrot."

Mr. Green Thumb waits one week,
asks carrot: "How deep is planet Earth?"
carrot says, "too deep; ask pine tree."

Mr. Green Thumb asks entire forest - "how deep is planet Earth?"
entire forest says, "too vast for understanding;
ask zen master."

Mr. Green Thumb goes to temple, asks zen master,
"how deep is planet Earth?"
zen master hits Mr. Green Thumb in nose,
says, "is that deep enough?"

Mr. Green Thumb goes home, waters garden.
later today he will eat rutabaga and carrot;
taste depth for himself.

(ji bo, 2009)

................

wake up
feed birds
drink tea
write poem -

"hello."

.........

girl with guitar
aboard boat plays
Banjo on Knee
islands twinkle
in sun.

man buys girl coffee
in village cafe;
girl gives man
book of matches
as good-bye present.

man writes travel book;
girl appears on page 51.

were is girl now?
does she still play
Banjo on Knee?

(for Donald Richie, The Inland Sea, 1971)

(ji bo, 2009)

..............

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

old man opens eyes
sees morning star.
"i am awake!" he says.

old man visits guru,
says "time for my diploma!"
guru draws picture of morning star,
says "is this what you saw?"
man laughs - "ha,ha, i saw morning star!"

guru throws rock at old man,
says, "too late for birthday cake!"

old man goes home,
takes nap, has dream -
sees beautiful woman.
old man says, "who are you?"
beautiful woman says, "i am Morning Star."

old man laughs - "haha, who needs guru?"

(ji bo, 2009)
...............


nature very complicated
like video game
with Smell-O-Vision.

..............

old proverb:

the best deal
is one
you can refuse.

...........

TV Game Show Question
for $20,000!

Who makes more sense:
1. Sir Isaac Newton
2. Alfred E. Neuman

?

............

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

fear, like dry ice
skin burn cold;

lizard eyes,
flea market philosophy -
hobnail soul;

clock won't tick
in Time,
gravity is King;

we all go down
swinging.

(neckbone, 2003)
...........

read zen
all day
learn zero.

........

nothing worse
than a bad sushi chef
except
two bad sushi chefs.

(neckbone, 2009)

...........

to know
a squirrel
watch
its tail.

.............

1 million years in future
no one remembers:
iPhone, CNN, Super Bowl,
President of the United States,
nuclear bomb, polar bear,
comic book, movie stars,
Budweiser, hamburger,
Nobel Prize, zen master.

1 minute in past -
everything disappears,
becomes Void.

conclusion?

human being,
very big 100%
luxury.

(ji bo, 2009)

.............


Monday, April 20, 2009

write love poem
to a girl
in a photograph -
no reply.

..........

blue jay steals watch
flies to Empire State Building
drops watch over edge
counts: 1, 2, 3, 4, etc.

watch hits sidewalk,
breaks into 10,000 pieces.

blue jay cackles, says,
"time explodes
when you're
having fun!"

(ji bo, 2009)

..........

two buzzards' glide
over river
almost collide -
with hawk.

...........

call plumber
to fix pipe.
plumber says,
"what goes in,
must come out!"

plumber is modern
philosopher
at twice the price.

(ji bo, 2009)

.............

Sunday, April 19, 2009

dead horses tell no tales
skeleton crows spook clouds
caterpillars dream of magnetic fields
pie r squared is drunkard's folly.

if apples - bake apple pie.
if rain - stay inside.
if nothing - be zero.

(ji bo, 2009)

.............


this just in .....

a lizard appeared, said,
"take no for an answer;
the future is tea leaves/bones/
whistling flowers;
space creatures may walk
among us,
eating hot dogs
and counting
time."

(ji bo, 2009)

..........

The Man in the Hat said:

"I live out in the country
in a big double-wide.
You know that crazy storm last week?
That thing was so wild,
I looked at my wife and said,
'We gotta get outta here!"

It is a scientific fact
that tornadoes enjoy destroying
mobile homes.
Especially double-wides.

(neckbone 2009)

..........

when stranded on iceberg
best to remember 3 things:

1. Universe is impermanent.
2. polar bears eat anything.
3. global warming shrinks ice bergs.

(ji bo, 2009)

...........

Saturday, April 18, 2009

no matter
how hard you try,
you can not save
Time.

........


one-legged
grasshopper
leaps
to the moon.

.........

if worry solved
problems
there would be
no problems.

.........

so dark outside
even shadows
disappear.

(haiku committee, 2009)
...........

"name that tune"

Christian priest says,
God is everywhere.
Taoist priest says,
Tao is everywhere.
Buddhist priest says,
Nothing is everywhere.
Communist priest says,
equality is everywhere.
Wall Street priest says,
opportunity is everywhere.

five year old child says,
"I want peanut butter!"

only one right answer.
name that tune.

(ji bo, 2009)

blog update -- And the winning contestant replies,
“I can name that tune in One, George!”
Liao Ng Pao, posted April 22, 2009
.............

Friday, April 17, 2009

To remain sober at all times
is not required.

Death is content
with sober fools and gentlemen.

(neckbone, 2002)

.........

Watched a movie about cows
starring Jane Fonda.,
The plot got complicated
after the 2nd murder, but -
it was still a movie about cows.

One cowboy broke so many ribs
he decided to ride off, die
by himself.

Better to die in the mountains
with your boots on
than end up
a broken bit player.

(neckbone, 2002)

..............


green is newest fad
everybody's feel-good wagon
tomorrow newer wagon...more riders...new fad...

(carlo, 2009)

.............

captain of ship sees shooting star
prays to personal god
wonders about meaning of life.
child on playground sees present moment
claps hands at universe
nothing to worry about.

(ji bo, 2009)

..............

eye doctor says,
"can you read this?"
patient blinks eye,
sees Ωµ¶¥∂ç.

eye doctor adjusts test.
"try this," she says.
patient blinks eye,
sees ∂ß∂¥Å“.

eye doctor scratches head,
says, "why are you here? no glasses!"

patient drives down highway
blinks eye
sees sun explode into mushroom.

"eye doctor was right!" he says.

(ji bo, 2009)




..................

poet honor roll for day:

T'ao Ch'ien

...................

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I open my eyes
and there
eye
am.

(Miss Lizzie, 2009)

...............

ocean vessel


when crossing vast ocean
best to take waterproof ship,
extra life preserver,
cell phone with 911,
sugar-free snacks,
bottled water,
SPF 30 sunscreen.

make sure ship has:
swimming pool,
movie theater,
health spa,
all-you-can-eat buffet.

arrive on other shore
relaxed and well fed.
no more need for ocean vessel.


(ji bo, 2009)


...............

inside every hand
grenade
is another
hand grenade.

............

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

tax fact

man visits accountant -
looks at carpet
looks at clock
looks at picture of bird dog
looks at secretary
looks at tax bill.
accountant says, "are you OK?"

man looks at wallet,
says, "Two poles, one Reality:
death and taxes."

(ji bo, April 15th, 2009)

.............

king of forest
king of sky
king of dead -
zopilotes.

.............

thanks for joining us.

this is a test.
if this was not a test,
you'd be asked to submit
blood sample
and photo ID.

neon sign blinks
at End of Time:
"Go back to your homes,"
it says.

(ji bo, 1998)

..........

atmospheric
ghost dance -
blue sprite.

(from editor:
recently discovered
lightning phenomena.)

............

this word is ink
this paper is tree
this thought is chemical
this moment is gone!

(neckbone, 2009)

.............

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

excerpt from "Instruction Manual for Reincarnation"

end of story begins
at beginning of story:
birth-growth-old-goodbye.

while able to read poems -

keep eyes busy
keep ears busy
keep nose busy
keep hands busy
keep Universe busy.

at end of story -

become one with plot
become one with scenery
become one with actors
become one with theater
become one with director
become one with producer.

when credits roll -

no need for popcorn
no need for cotton candy
no need for soda pop
no need for chocolate peanuts
no need for trip to rest room.

in next life -

read poems
walk in mountains
swim in ocean
talk to animals
laugh at thunder storm -
relax!

(ji bo, 2009)

...........

squall line winds blow bold
keep monkeys like me indoors
treetops not so lucky...

(carlo, 2009)

...........

caterpillar eats flower
goes to sleep
blossoms as butterfly.

(haiku committee, 2008)

.........

when the young
attempt to leave
the nest -
let them go.

.........

old horse has bad leg
old tree has dead limbs
old dog has dim eyes
old house has flaky paint
old man has fading memory -
years disappear
like
drifting
clouds.


(neckbone, 2007)

.............


Monday, April 13, 2009

garden hose neck
broom feet
skim currents
dance on foam.
testing
found objects
(protein):
complete.

great blue heron

(neckbone, 2005)

........

if I had a banjo
I'd play "Oh Susannah" so loud
even the gods would shiver
from the noise.

(neckbone, 1999)

........

intelligence
is a matter
of asking
questions.

.........


she says,
"running
from pain
is the same
as dying."

............

extra-terrestrial wind hits house.
man and woman look out window:
trees shake, spin, turn upside down.
woman says, "oh, this is bad."
man says, "dragon very angry."
man unplugs clock;
woman has dream.

woman is in department store,
hurricane of merchandise.
woman picks up radio,
tunes in latest news.
radio says, "wind comes from nowhere,
returns to nowhere. where is wind now?"
woman turns radio off, buys candy bar.
"time to go," she says.

man walks outside, holds up hands.
wind stops, trees say, "thank you.
new leaves equal fallen soldiers;
bird cries to Heaven.

man and woman receive letter -

"Dear man and woman:
By order Department of Wind,
you are guilty as charged
of interfering with Weather.
No whiskey, one month."

woman eats candy bar,
says, "you drink whiskey?"
man puts letter back in mailbox.
"no," he says.

(ji bo, april 13, 2009)


..............


Sunday, April 12, 2009

holy hum inside brain
decibel-driven long ago
the OM of silence

(carlo, 2009)
lone summer tanager
invites itself
to lunch.

.............

on death bed
patient is asked
important question:
"where will you go
when you die?"

patient says, "Big Zero!"

[koan: where is Big Zero?]

(ji bo, 2009)

..........

man builds bird house
moves bed and furniture inside.
wife says, "what are you doing?"
man grows wings, flies across sky.
wife calls TV, says, "my husband is bird!"
TV asks man, "how did this happen?"
man beats wings, turns TV camera into rocket ship.
wife packs suitcase, boards ship, says, "understand now."

rocket ship leaves planet Earth,
travels at speed of light.
wife whistles happy tune,
man imitates whooping crane.

stars shine like icicles
in ink-black Void.


(ji bo, 2009)

.............


Saturday, April 11, 2009

one black cloud
turns world
upside down.

........

pirates capture oil tanker,
2 million dollar ransom.
pirates capture cruise ship,
5 million dollar ransom.
pirates capture submarine,
20 million dollar ransom.
pirates capture Buddha,
no ransom.

(ji bo, 2009)

..........


how fortunate -
another
cup of tea.

........

one fish, two heads -
best to keep wheels on road,
don't chase butterfly over cliff,
drive in opposite direction of tornado,
protect ears from shopping center music,
laugh at complicated circumstance,
wear parachute in hot air balloon.

shed skin
become fish.

(ji bo 2009)

..........

impermanence -
a equal opportunity
employer.

..........

flowering cross-vine
strangles tree
with perfect beauty.

...........


Friday, April 10, 2009



old yeller charged
like sack of bricks
razor teeth
jaws of death.

hickory stick
upside the head -
works every time.

(neckbone, 2009)






.......

is time travel
possible?
yes.

........

Buddha said, "world is Mind."
Magellan said, "world is circle."
Einstein said, "world is energy."
Walt Disney said, "world is movie."
Genghis Khan said, "world is toy."

one world
or many?

(ji bo, 2009)


.........

go ask Alice

jump down rabbit hole
turn on flashlight,
stare at rabbit.
wrong address.

........

chasing the Jones -
fastest road
to nowhere.

.........

when hand hurts
take aspirin;
when foot hurts
take ibuprofen;
when head hurts
take codeine;
when soul hurts
take vacation to desert island.

on desert island:
build lean-to
read sutras
drink coconut milk
talk to friends on iPhone
invite famous actress to dinner
practice walking on hot coals
watch outer space with telescope
write book about exciting island life.

when rescue ship arrives
send note to President:
"thank you for your concern;
please rescue rest of world
then come back
to desert island.
thank you."

(ji bo, 2009)

...........

Thursday, April 9, 2009

war between words

ant
bed
crumbs
gold
field
sheets
attack!
retreat...
chase
door
hole
gone.

(ji bo, 2009)

.........

spider
with 7 legs -
feisty!

........

feeling good
is nine tenths
of life.

............

go to sleep
dream about Buddha;
wake up
mow the lawn.

..........

shimmering
in noon sun,
a dozen bottle flies -
dead toad.

..........

time disappears
like snow
in a campfire.

............

in order to realize
this moment
turn off babbling brook
retract antennae
merge with zero.
if zero says "hello"
start over.

(ji bo, 2009)

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

to feel what a dog feels
become a dog;
to understand a fish
become a fish;
to sympathize with ghosts
become a ghost;

to be free
become nothing.

...........

black crow as big as locomotive
flies above Cahaba River,
sees man fishing,
tells man, "E=MC sq!"

man does not understand,
catches beluga whale.
whale drags man's boat to Gulf of Mexico.
man very sunburned,
requires emergency surgery.

doctor uses magic wand,
turns man into robot.
newspapers say, "read all about it!"
man becomes TV celebrity
and wins lottery.
in one year man will die
of dead robot battery.

black crow sits in tree
counting stars in Milky Way.
crickets sing crow to sleep.
tomorrow is crow's birthday
big party: no robots.

(ji bo, 2009)

.........

old shoe -
repair sole.
old human being -
repair soul.

see with ears.
life very loud!

(ji bo, 2009)

.........

light bulb
on a stem -
coreopsis.
.........


which
end
is
up?
...........

costume jewelry
on a string -
passion flower.

..........

night
flash!

firefly.

(haiku committee, 2008)

...........

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

April surprise
cold front -
poor hummingbird!

........

every ant knows
the score -
work.

........

snap
crackle
pop!
power outage.

........

to be one
with flower,
don't count petals.

(neckbone, 2009)

.......

government makes law -
all TV must be digital!
analog forest sadhu
looks at fading screen.

no more news
no more Disney
no more Animal Planet.

200 days pass.

analog forest sadhu
writes poem:

"spring pollen
covers pick-up truck;
achoo!"

(ji bo, 2009)

.......

Monday, April 6, 2009

air traffic controller to pilot:
go too fast
go too slow
end up on TV news.
go just right
runway happy.

middle path is not a path
or in the middle.
to catch an ant
become a bat.


........

road atlas blues

Albuquerque too far
for worn out
shoes.

.......

dragon swallows
pearl of immortality -
says, "what's for dessert?"

(neckbone, 2009)

.......

wind uproots tree
tree turns into sawdust
sawdust turns into soil
soil sprouts tree
tree waits for wind.

(ji bo, 2009)

......

reboot

one man = hero
another man = failure
both men = human beings;
homo sapiens
gods of planet Earth.

ancient human beings:
talk to animals and plants,
walk mountain vertebrae
pray to solar eyeball
(big invention - sun dial!).

domesticate dog
domesticate horse
domesticate cat
domesticate ox.

ox pulls plow
row, row, row
sea to shining sea;
planet's skin one big farm.
sun explodes into wheat
wheat explodes into city
city explodes into infinity.

10,000 years pass:
TV is new farm,
ideas grow on silicon chip,
human beings become robots:
forget solar eyeball
forget animals and plants
forget mountain vertebrae
forget ancient past.

turn on computer
load software
reboot human beings.


(ji bo, 2009)

Sunday, April 5, 2009

when the rain finally arrived
it sounded like bricks
falling on a tin roof.

(drought 2007)

........


irrational
wild
woolly -
language.

........


atom
mainly empty space.
human body
mainly empty space.
cauliflower
mainly empty space.
Forbidden City
mainly empty space.
Mount Rushmore
mainly empty space.
Pacific Ocean
mainly empty space.
Universe
mainly empty space.

put manure into wheel barrow
roll into garden
fertilize plants
wait two months
pick vegetables
cook in skillet
share with friends -
fill empty space.

(ji bo, 2009)

.........


to put life
on back burner -
big mistake!

........

does speed of light
shift gears?
for answer:
ask grasshopper.

(ji bo, 2009)

..........

painting house
easy;
choosing color
hard.

.........


to stop time:

bury clock
in hole
2.5 feet deep.
fill hole with dirt.
place old shoe atop mound.

blow into palm
three times;
leave immediately -

forget about it.

(ji bo, 2008)

....

Saturday, April 4, 2009

watch cowboy movie:
outlaws
Indians
saloon
sheriff
gun fight -
bang bang!

cowboys look like actors
town looks like Hollywood
Indians look like Chinese.

to make good Western:
shoot movie in one day,
free whiskey for actors and horses,
use real bullets.

(ji bo, 2009)

............

to live in jungle
make friends
with bugs.

...........

drive through Mojave Desert
2 million wildflowers
1 million butterflies.
car goes 80 miles per hour
butterflies go 1 mile per hour.
splat!

turn on wipers
turn 100 butterflies into souffle.

turn off car
watch sun drop behind mountain
horned moon floats on waves of sand
1 million butterflies sleep
dream of 2 million wildflowers.

(ji bo, 2009)

...........

Friday, April 3, 2009

the past just called
to say -
hello.

....

study Tao Te Ching
study Diamond Sutra
study Bhagavad Gita
study Lost Parables of Jesus
study Analects of Confucius
study Farmer's Almanac
study Huckleberry Finn
study Oxford English Dictionary
study Tales of Nasrudin
study 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

look through window
see tree
bird
grass
frog
snail
moss
mushroom
spiral nebula
dark matter
infinity.

close book
walk outside.

(ji bo, 2009)

....

even zen masters
get
the blues.

....

fame -
having your poems
read a thousand years
from now.

....

full moon
eclipsed
my shadow.

....

NASA
announces new discovery
in distant galaxy:
"This week only
BIG discount
at Andromeda Wal-Mart.

Hurry - while supplies last!"

(ji bo, 2009)

....


Thursday, April 2, 2009

one day
will
never come.

....

in effort to get healthy
switch to fruit and nuts,
gain 5 pounds.
in effort to reduce weight
switch to twigs and leaves,
lose all energy.
in effort to gain energy
switch to hamburger,
have heart attack.
in effort to cure heart attack
switch to low fat diet,
destroy flavor.
in effort to improve taste
switch to immediate present -
jump in skillet,
dance with molecules.

(ji bo, 2009)

....

rain drips from eves,
each drop
a life ended.

(T. J., 2009)

....

moon is eaten
by sun
sun is eaten
by cloud
cloud is eaten
by earth -

autumn arrives,
mountains ignite
for no reason.

....

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

go to dentist
open wide
pray to Buddha
"no cavity, no cavity."

x-ray has clear eyes
says, "tooth 28 has hole."

look at dentist,
say, "thank God for Novocaine!"
listen as drill becomes one
with tooth;
look through window
watch children on playground

drive home
road of impermanence;
Novocaine escapes tooth
travels into brain;
universe vanishes.


(ji bo, 2009)

...........


three thirty nine
tick-tock tick-tock
monkey reaches for clock
thinking about banana.

butterfly enters picture
alights on monkey's finger
says, "form is empty, empty is form."
monkey forgets banana,
eats butterfly.

story almost finished.

Animal Control enters picture
grabs monkey in net.
back in cage at zoo
monkey has big enlightenment:
banana not as tasty
as butterfly.

(ji bo, 2009)

...........


ant rings doorbell
says, "your house in wrong place,
ancient ant burial ground here!"
government scientist appears
conducts 2 year study,
says, "ant necropolis a National Treasure,
must build museum!"
neighborhood becomes tourist mecca,
souvenirs sell like hot cakes.
people love ant cemetery
to death.

ants become sad,
leave for greener grass
on other side of hill.

(ji bo, 2009)

.............